Hot Pocketing

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.

Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.

by MadCow789 April 5, 2015

Packing

When you or someone has a heavy weapon, powerful weapon, or has many weapons.

Dude, what's he packing? He's packing a rocket launcher, two grenades, a LMG, and a sniper rifle.

by FLUKEis... January 13, 2017

Packing some heat

When a male has a particularly large penis.

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017

packing

biggest pp

wow egg is packing

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

Ass Puckering Cold

When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.

"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!

by a.91.a. October 17, 2010

Packing Heat

A word used often in reference to a women with a very large rack.

Damn! She is packing heat.

by Bigredcolonel April 25, 2009

Packing the Cannon

Another term for anal sex.

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!

by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010