Mattress Pumper

A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is wanking or fucking, i.e. "Pumping" his mattress because he can't root a real Sheila. The meaning of the term and it's use might have nothing in common.

An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".

by sbjkd January 19, 2009

Fist Pumpers

Men of questionable sexual orientation. He frequently sports large hair and an orange-glo tan. He usually wears colored printed t-shirts and pumps his fists like a spastic jackass while listening to techno music. Often behaving like a dumb moronic drunk stumbling across the floor having no game.

Ew Debbie lets go to another club this one is filled with fist pumpers.

by cocoa puff August 22, 2010

Pumped

1. To have broken wind, farted or otherwise let out a Bronx Cheer e.g. "Sorry Dear, I appear to have pumped under the covers and held them over your head"

2. To have sexual intercourse with someone e.g. "Pumped some smokin' pom chick last night. Gotta love that Pony."

3. To have been beaten in a competitive environment e.g. "Playing fives with Fat Davey and Uno Ballo and ended up getting pumped by the wee downs syndrome guy and his mates"

After having pumped into the biscuit tin, Jaz's father would always offer his son's friends a hearty sniff. He would often encourage them to "breathe in deeper, it'll make the smell go away faster".

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

Douche Pumper

Someone who will have sex no matter how disgusting it is and it doesn't matter if the sex is with a boy or girl. In fact the douche pumper almost prefers sex to be nasty. They like having sex with girls on the rag and boys with full colons.

Oh my god Duane! did you really just make it with that stanky chick? What are you? Some kind of Douche Pumper?

See Also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, Crohn's Disease

by Rare Hare July 21, 2006

pumpstreet

A version of DDR (dance dance revolution) that you have to have a ninja degree to play.

one "yo lets play some pumpstreet"
two "sorry i dont have a ninja degree"

by theblakclover October 2, 2007

pumped squirts

the act in which one squirts sexual juices.

I had blue balls all week but finally pumped squirts with some grenade from havannas last night.

by youwouldntlike it November 9, 2010

Pumperdickel

When you pump your dick with air while eating pumpernickel.

Dude! You gotta try pumperdickel! It's a great experience!

by Reggiebanana September 11, 2016