Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.

White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.

by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010

Protected sex

The one thing guys don't do.

100% of men don't have protected sex

by Your bud. Sex May 25, 2015

antiwar protestor

a fukin bell who needs to feel the joy of firing a gun an needs to get a fukin life. fukin pricks!

every anti war protester is a thrustmaster!

by lord matt cowling and lisa the G June 23, 2003

Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

by GCH October 9, 2005

Hector Projector

One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.

Project Damnit. Project!

by Hector Projector April 8, 2003

jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

antiwar protestor

"helpless person", a person that reads texts and shouts out against war. a relict of peacetime, because the futureworld is an americanplanet(ary) war-game with funny preemptivenuclearattacks.
a person, that isnt fromearth, owned by americans

hey! you just bombed a civillian americancrowd! thats illegal!

-no, that was my duty, because they where antiwar protestor(s)! i just did my job!

-sorry. then its oh-kay!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003