Pre-tied Noose 

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

Pre-tied Noose by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

Pre-Poo 

The warnings given to you by your anus telling you that a shit is coming. Signs are subtle at first but eventually increase in volume and odor until you finally sit down on that toilet. Pre-Poo commonly occurs after a hard night of partying and drinking extensive amounts of beer and more often than most occurs in uncomfortable places like theme parks, business meetings, in school, and your girlfriends house. Pre-Poo, if not treated, will only get worse. Advanced stages can result in immense pain truly terrible smells.

"Dude is Drew o.k? He's clutching his stomach."

"Man that nigga got some bad Pre-Poo goin on. He need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it's gonna be bad."

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"Hey dude how was last night?"

"My God I had Pre-Poo so bad that when I left her house I let it out as i was getting in my car, practically shit myself."

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"I drank so much beer last night. The Pre-Poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning."

Pre-Poo by I a n W September 1, 2009

Pre-Flush

1. To flush the toilet prematurely, or before one is finished "going" to the bathroom-- Usually used to mask sounds or when in a hurry.

2. Having to flush the toilet before one even begins to use the bathroom, due to prior droppings or toilet paper left behind by the previous user.

1. "Dude, I had diarrhea this morning and had to Pre-Flush so my sister's friends couldn't hear. I like my sister's friends."

2. "Ok, who didn't flush the toilet? I had to Pre-Flush a giant floater before i went, c'mon!"

Pre-Flush by Americanhockey1 February 22, 2011

Pre-enactment 

Following in the tradition of Civil War, World War, and other similar re-enactments, pre-enacting portrays significant events not in our world's past, but in the potential future. Some prominent pre-enactment groups include:
Pre-enactors Intergalactic Guild
WWIII Pre-enactment Group
Historical Preenactment Society

John and Bill gathered up their laser guns and medkits in preparation for the pre-enactment of the Battle of Volterra Crater, 2072.

Pre-enactment by Crescentia January 5, 2009

pre-visable 

you can see it before you can see it

Dude, that can is totally pre-visable!

pre-visable by adam keil June 26, 2010

Pre Islamic arabia 

A beautiful yet forgotten relic of middle eastern life

Pre Islamic arabia was gorgeous til islam came along and ruined everything

Pre Islamic arabia by Sriracha-antidote November 2, 2022

pre order 

To order and pay for something before it's intended release date to guarantee a copy for you. Most stores will reserve a copy for that person upon its actual release, while others will only guarantee you to get one while it is in stock, but will not charge you since you've already paid. Online retailers will order at least the number pre ordered, and some will ship them to you in anticipation of delivery on it's release date.

The current world record for pre orders is Halo 2, sitting at around 20 million copies. This beat The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time's record that was held since 1998.

John wanted a copy of Halo 2, and wanted one so bad that he wanted a copy guaranteed to him before it came out. He then went online, pre ordered a copy, and had one shipped to him when the game came out 4 months later.

pre order by BeanoJosh March 9, 2008