platonic boner

When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise.

A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore

by Jamie_ledge September 22, 2008

plutonian man

A man who comes from another planet; unlike Mars where most men come from and Venus where most women come from. These men don't subscribe to the typical man/woman dynamics in relationships and have unique belief systems and behavior practices regarding women and the courting relationship. In addition, they tend to not follow proven practices that work in any form regarding females, business or life in general and pave their own way. Most of the time, they cause a decent amount of chaos in the process of working towards a goal but inevitably reach the end goal successfully. They carve their own path in life and confuse everyone in the process causing many to adopt excessive drinking habits to cope with the confusion. These men do it the hard way, but their own way.

"Why is he making things so difficult? Oh, he must be a plutonian man!"

by Twinkie1 March 18, 2010

platon

Sexy ass boi, had more hoes than u have fingers. Probably will steal ur girl.

Hoe: Yo, Platon is so snaky

by hoesnapper February 18, 2019

Plutonian

1. A person being from the planet Pluto.
2. The language spoken by those from Pluto.

Plutonians have been enemies of the Marsonians since the War...

by TheBloodyStarr March 11, 2004

Platonic Reality

A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles).

B) The Ultimate ...

C) Perfect, utopian, ideal

Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing.

OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.

by TTM November 1, 2004

Platonic Dick Pics

A dick pic that you send to someone who's just a friend, preferably whilst flaccid.

Me: "pdp4pbp ;)"
Friend: "what the hell does that mean?"
Me: "platonic dick pics for platonic boob pics of course!"

by superluigi407 March 8, 2015

Platonic Love

Also known as, Platonic relationship.

In simpler terms a love or special kind of attraction that is beyond physical or carnal desire. Unlike unrequited love or being 'friend zoned', in a Platonic relationship both are usually aware and acknowledge the desires they have for one another but this does not manifest in typical romancing or courtship usually out of fear of rejection, personal inadequacy or even principles, thus remain ambiguous. Platonic love may bloom into a full fledged relationship or fade to obscurity.

#1 Special Agent Fox Mulder and Dana Scully of the X-Files TV series although this relationship becomes romantic later on to the dismay of many fans who felt it killed the thrill.

#2 Beauty and the Beast

#3 Peter Pan and Wendy Darling

#4 Hamlet and Horatio in Shakespeare's Hamlet

#5 Travis Bickle in the movie, Taxi Driver

#6 Leon in Leon: The Professional although some might see this as pedophilic because of the characters' age gap, the relationship between gun-for-hire Leon and the 12-year old Mathilda is a good example of Platonic love.

#7 Psycho 2. Norman Bates and Mary Loomis, although Mary's feelings for Norman might be out of pity as Norman Bates falls back to his insanity.

Think of the song, "Somethin' Stupid" as an anthem to Platonic Love.

by Barkwoof January 1, 2014