Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.

Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.

by Goofnut February 1, 2022

pillow business

sexual favors for jobs

She has had to do some pillow business to get where she is now.

by especially displeased June 8, 2018

face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.

She went face to pillow for me last night

by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017

Pillow Buffing

When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.

Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.

by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013

Pillow talk

Intimate communication before or after having sex with your partner

She blew my mind and I opened up to her with some pillow talk!

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Pillow Top

A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.

Look at that guy's pillow top!

by DaHolmes March 11, 2023