A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man
by Catmilkmillionaire May 17, 2021
When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray
by SlipperyD November 16, 2017
A Persian afro is when you find a hairy pussy with curls, go down on her then stick a buttplug into her pussy & ass, then add sea salt spray and texturing power to the pubes and volumize. After that, leave for 2 days, repeat the pube routine then pull out the toys and let it rip like a beyblade (For Sofia)
by Black Kid International Sensat September 27, 2023
The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!
by TheReidShowSNAP December 04, 2020
Here come's Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian, Median, ITS THE PERSIAN EMPIRE. wow thats big.
by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022
A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval
by DKRemedy February 06, 2021
This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.
by King of Valids June 14, 2022