The Lonely Peach

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011

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Juicy Peach

A nice, large, firm, bubble butt.

Look at that juicy peach, I’d like to squeeze it.

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

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Peach THOT

Ladies that will do anything they can to get with a fine peach tree owning gentleman.

Sean is having a lot of trouble keeping away the Peach THOTs after he planted his peach trees.

by Kreb Steelheart March 8, 2023

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Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018

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Do the peach

This is the act of a guy completely shaving his nuts and surrounding areas. Spreading peach lotion in his.......In waiting of a head session.
Now most chicks do the peach, but I think It's kinda sexy when a guy does it. Beats the hell outa cheeze dick. Chicks will show you the real moves then.

p1:He called me! So, When I got to his house he smiled at me giggled. I asked him whats up and he droped to his birthday.
p2;so how was it.
P1: " I said, "Babe I didn't know you knew how to Do the peach.

Ready for some hummin burd <3n? " He didn't make it to the next round.

by huka5pre38fx1127no.2gtwhtUwnt November 19, 2009

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