100% my type on paper

A phrase said when a guy/girl's appearance matches your preference and you find them attractive. They are exactly what you're looking for looks wise.

"Theo is a 100% my type on paper"
"Yeah he is gorgeous!"

by El-Gee July 28, 2017

cheese paper

The wax paper that cheeseburgers come in. Called so from the cheese remnants stuck to the paper. Often a delicacy.

Dude, you going to eat your cheese paper?

by Matthew Green January 21, 2005

toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

paper town

paper town is a made-up place used by cartographers to test for plagiarism. they will put fraud locations on their maps so if it shows up on other maps, that means another cartographer is plagiarizing.

John: Why can't Google Maps navigate me to Agloe, New York?

Margo: It's a paper town, it doesn't exist.

by connor franta's wife April 26, 2015

english papers

will literaly drain your life away

guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?

guy#2: must have been that english paper

by defiler October 13, 2003

paper gangster

Bullshit fake, wanna-be who tries to be ghetto/thinks he/she is from the streets and is a punk-ass motherfucker who should be listening to Rush and wearing Dockers while earning a living cleaning daddy's Lexus abd painting his white-picket fence. Refer to Wigger.

You ain't from the streets you're just another piece of shit, paper gangster

by Hardcore Rob October 19, 2004