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package face

someone who repeatedly gets hit in the face with a ''package'' ( she takes it in the face)
"brittany allen is a package face"
by kayla weeks May 30, 2008
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care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.
It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.
by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018
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bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
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Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010
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red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.
by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010
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faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009
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creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
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