wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
by JAJBanks November 28, 2016
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Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.
Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.
by nameless-002 July 01, 2022
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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White-wiring

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.
"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."
by RoyalToonz July 08, 2025
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Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.
Dang, look at the wire fungus today.
by Ev08 January 10, 2022
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Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach
Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.
by DHUijfgdasygg August 09, 2020
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Wired

When your high on drugs
Dude, is that weed cuz I feel wired
by Petergriffin#awesome December 15, 2017
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