Tree fucker

A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.

Dyke: I'm tree fucker
Ranga:suck my stub

by Daddy1935 January 23, 2021

birch trees

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.

You suck, you're worse than birch trees.

by boocket March 25, 2022

Skeet Tree

A tree that blooms in the Spring and smells like semen. It can create a lingering smell for at least a block away from said tree.

Mark.. What is that awful smell?

Jane.. It's the skeet tree.

by rinse wash repeat May 18, 2009

Tree Giver

A corkscrew like spin with a flipping motion, also can be preformed on women

dude he just did a tree giver to that jump

by Fresh Tramp Tricks June 27, 2011

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020

trees up

Discrete way of saying or asking for weed.

Dave : "Trees Up!? Hoes Down!?"

by Mista Mo May 20, 2007

curb tree

A discarded Christmas tree left on the curb post-holidays (i.e., after December 25)

For Brenda, the surge of curb trees in early January always reminded her of a bittersweet time in her life.

by wordsmithDC January 15, 2011