oh my queer

x10 the power of oh my gay only to be used in extremely shocking situations

oh my queer you are emo!

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

Oh my jod

A strange phrase used only by those who use omg online. It is a bastardazation of saying "omg" and "oh my god" at the same time. Comes out with the ja sound instead of ga. Pretty uncommon.

Laura: I want to have sex with you.
Bartholomew: OH MY JOD! REALLY?!

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

oh my turkey

use it when you are tired of saying oh my god

oh my turkey, that was awesome!

by the person in the corner July 7, 2010

oh my dad

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.

Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.

by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004

Oh my rod!

Bubble Tea fucking PWNS YOU. TEH PWNZOR.

Sammy the Cashier: OH MY ROD! OWNED! TEH PWNZOR! CAN'T FIND YOUR FRIENDZOR!

by YOUR FACE.. March 24, 2005

Oh my life

A phrase created by Latrina Kambert for shock purposes.

Segan Mimonds: BOO!
Latrina Kambert: OH MY LIFE

by danananankroyd July 11, 2009

OH MY FATASS!

Many people use this when a fat person does or says something "omg" worthy

Non-fat person "Hey dude, want to go the movies?"
Fat Person "I can't. I'm going home to eat dinner."
Non-fat person "OH MY FATASS!"

by JizzedUrFaceBro July 7, 2010