couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.

HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!

by Doormansd September 16, 2013

Couch Nigga

A lazy ass Negro. Spends most of his time doing shit.

Yo look at this couch nigga right here, get to work.

by Reficul Natas April 27, 2008

Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

Couch Bomber

Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area

That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.

by Aids-Jay February 8, 2005

sleep on the couch

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do

Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!

by Tomahawk May 21, 2014

jumping the couch

to go totally mental
;to pull a Tom

"Now now settle down, don't go " jumping the couch.."

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

couch crew

Any type of group associated with nothing more than sitting on a couch,generally lazy or stoned persons.

Person1:Dude, you see that couch crew?
Person2: Smoking pot, watching The Wall, being completely worthless?

by Nicholas J Dodson January 30, 2006