observant stoner

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010

obessous

Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.

Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!

by Razeeky November 2, 2011

observafiable

Any type of fact that can be verified by merely observing.

It's an observafiable fact that it is raining outside.

by twin_stacks December 1, 2011

Obesseus

The "Greek god" name given to an overweight male that thinks he's the greatest at something.

"That new IT admin wouldn't shut up at the meeting...Obesseus, the Greek god of servers"

Obesseus just cut in front of everyone at the buffet line!

by Fred Barr February 12, 2013

Obeesive

When your abusive significant other gains weight over time.

Have you seen Melissa? She was always mean, but now she is obeesive.

by War Machine1977 August 12, 2012

obselfed

To be obsessed with one's self.

Oh, Sarah is so full of herself, she's obselfed.

by Ranmeg April 28, 2014

Obserbation

Masturbation while observing something sensual without whomever is being ovserved knowning that they are in fact being observed.

Ralph made an obserbation of the girls he could see as he peeked into the lockeroom from his vantage point in the pool.

by danthewordman February 2, 2015