Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).
Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".
by realrobertreed October 10, 2014
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Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.
I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.
by Boostedmama August 18, 2022
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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
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Super Track

A phrase that best describes when a new hip-hop/rap song is released, or remixed and has 3 or more well known artist on the track who are just straight killing that shit.
"Have you heard Kesha's Sleazy 2.0 Remix? It has Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, TI, and Lil Wayne and they all pretty much murdered it; I believe that's classifiable as a Super Track my friend."
by KidNimbus February 06, 2012
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Carry the Track

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.
Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?
by davudgullo January 27, 2021
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Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint
by Kallen89 April 20, 2017
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Hidden Track

If you used to be in cassette albums era, the hidden tracks are usually started after 5 minutes late. It's more like casual non-marketing songs. Some of the artists would like to scream and yell or whatever they wanna do, experiment and to improvise or get off the whole tracks they should be. I GUESS
Amazed Guy : What does hidden track mean ?
Amazing Girl : If you used to be in cassette albums era, the hidden tracks are usually started after 5 minutes late. It's more like casual non-marketing songs. Some of the artists would like to scream and yell or whatever they wanna do, experiment and to improvise or get off the whole tracks they should be. I GUESS
by SillyShipWipesTheSmartAss April 12, 2017
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