Skip to main content

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
mugGet the Confused Groundhog mug.

confusive

(Adjective)
To be unclear, or confusive.
Xavier was being confusive.
by Nslalbd December 26, 2016
mugGet the confusive mug.

confusion

im the definition of confusion

oh like @possiblyasb then

ye
get your self a collins dictionary im the deffinition of confusion and theirs just a picture of me smilling
by P-p-p-platinum August 22, 2021
mugGet the confusion mug.

Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
mugGet the Post-Nut Confusion mug.

confusion

by 😮Turtlez April 22, 2019
mugGet the confusion mug.

Confusion

Jace and Mickey are the definition of Confusion
by bestiebithhhhhh April 8, 2021
mugGet the Confusion mug.

Confused

Confused is comeandtasteit
Hey look comeandtasteit is confused.
by kima.avk November 3, 2020
mugGet the Confused mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email