how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Mani Sankar

Mani means as a person is good and be prefect .Sankar means a good friend and be a nice friend

Mani Sankar means lord Shiva

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Manis

A) Overuses sweetheart
B) Literally is a female
C) Dreams about legs
D) Tries to impersonate old bri'ish men
E) Tries to convince others he is aromantic but really isn't
F) Sets everyone as his wallpaper
G) Pretends to play rocket league but is really watching porn

Dhanush: Did you see that pedo on the news?
Shriya: He's such a Manis!

by ManisSimp69420 May 14, 2021

mani appreciation day

Mani Appreciation Day is on September 20th :)

person 1: HEY! ITS SEPTEMBER 20TH
person 2: okay, wdym?
person 1: ITS MANI APPRECIATION DAY!!

person 2: OMG HOW DID I FORGET

by kkippyy September 20, 2021

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Mani

Fat

Mani is a person who is loyal to food and even more food because he is very fat and big like his mom

by Maniisfat999 November 30, 2023