How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

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Far east feast

A feast in which you order exorbitant amounts of take out food from a restaurant serving any sort of far eastern food (i.e. Chinese, sushi, Turkish, Indian). Amount of food must exceed that of a normal serving for one person and is not limited in size. Multiple types of cuisine may also be ordered for the same feast.

I'm so hungry! What do you want for dinner?

How about sushi?

Let's make it a far east feast and get sushi and Chinese food!

by Jax7 June 27, 2012

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far-shinagan

More drunk than you can feel your shins being smacked with a cane.

"Is he far-shinagan?" "I don't know, let me check!" WHACK!! "OWWW!!" "Not yet, he isn't!"

by Douglas Dogtag July 29, 2012

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Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

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Far croose

Bye but with mean context behind it.

Far croose bro

by 2Kayfrom410 February 24, 2023

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Too far

John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.

“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”

by David VIII March 1, 2023

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