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noob

cocky gamers word-used by dicks
whoh noob!did you see that noob
by milanista450 June 12, 2007
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noob

As opposed to a newb, a noob is someone who has done somthing for a while yet completly lacks
A) A skill needed to do the task
B) Common sense of any kind
or
C) An IQ above 60, still has a sense of self awareness, yet still persists in the futile effort to succeed in the given task.
go to youtube, search the word Idiot. any of those will do noobs
by are u a retard? August 3, 2007
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noob

noob is endemic to the sportbike scene more than online gaming.

usually someone with just enough credit to purchase a bike they have no business owning nor skill to control properly.

Often the noob can be spotted by looking at the newest bike with the most damage done to it in the shortest time. Notice that they are most often seen standing next to their bike as opposed to actually riding it.

There is usually a direct corrolation between the size of one's chicken strips and one's noobness
Noob comment: I'm buying my first sportbike- a Busa with spinner rims because 600's are 'girls bikes'.....

The guy with a bike for 2 weeks and $4000 in repair bills from trying to do wheelies in a parking lot instead of learning to actually RIDE the thing.
by BigBadTLR August 16, 2007
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noob

A newly infected zombie.
Used by Max Brooks in his amazing and widely acclaimed book World War Z.
"She was a noob, couldn't have been dead more than a year or so." -from World War Z by Max Brooks
by monkeyorgy November 27, 2007
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noob

A Person who thinks they're better than everbody else et everything.
1: "I only just registered, but i bet i can kick ur ass!
2. "Man, your such a noob"
by timbuck two April 13, 2007
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noob

a noob is someone who calls you a noob for kicking there ass at a game or activity.
example: 'OIIIIIII, you are a venom noob because all you do is spawnkill with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

-this passage was taken out of the games wolfenstein enemy territory!
by alex the white ass December 14, 2008
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noob

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by thfrhtfrhfh October 10, 2007
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