Nolan

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.

Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn

by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

nolan ! !

one of the best people ever, i love you sm and i wish you the best, you are enough and you are literally stunning even though i don’t think i know what you look like <3

@nolan ! ! you are stunning

by ahahsudbdudh May 28, 2021

Nolan

a fucking retard

Guy 1: it's just a word why can't I say it?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you fucking Nolan

by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019

Nolan

He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.

Me : Oh that's Nolan right?

Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute

Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot

by basic_brunette November 24, 2022

Nolan

hes a cunt he wants roblox cheaks and he likes raping 5 year olds he says nobody is thicc but i am and i will not proof it but i am

person1:Nolan youre such a Nolan
person2: omg im such a loser if im a nolan not swag

fuck you mean

Nolan a guy that says ight g and loves rap music what a loser am i right ladies

by youfuckingnerdhahavindiesel May 11, 2020

Nolan

Nolan’s are the best! They are so sweet and kind and all the girls love him weather there dating or not. I know a couple Nolans and they are so good looking. I love the Nolans wherever they are. They love sports and are usually good at Football, Baseball, basketball, soccer, or Lacrosse. The girls all love coming to their games to watch them ball out. They are all fast strong and love anybody they meet. There personality is to die for. When they meet someone they are usually very open to them and want to be friends with everyone. They usually have their eye on one girl and stick with them even if they get rejected. They are very emotional in a good way. If you ever meet a Nolan go to him to talk to when your feeling down.

Who is that is that a Nolan? Oh yeah it is.

by Juan lucas123 February 7, 2022

Nolan

Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.

Nolan is such a sweat

by Nolanthesweat April 24, 2019