Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.
I.E. To have a massivle large penis
I.E. To have a massivle large penis
by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
by trobLd January 24, 2011

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.
by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.
Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.
Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.
Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.
Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.
Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.
Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower
by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020
