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Neil Jayan

The Gucciest kid in the world. No one can compare to hime. Considered to be the greatest philosopher in the Western World
Bro Matthew is so cool, he's like the Neil Jayan of our school
by Big_BrainNelson February 17, 2021
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rubie neiles

Woah, watch out for rubie neiles she queefs real good.
by aidanbarnes July 17, 2023
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015
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Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).
"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."
by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025
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Neil

The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.
"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"
by The5rings November 23, 2021
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Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.
It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.
by salparade September 15, 2020
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Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
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