Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023

normal özel

A person who is extremely funny, charming, smart, humble, and all of the other great adjectives in a dictionary. An amazing person overall, who holds a special place in your heart / life.

You might also want to refer to a Maya to better understand what normal özel is.

Maya is such a normal özel that İrem couldn't help but adore her.

by kralherifmaya April 14, 2021

Normal Kingston G

Small Caulk and small earlobes

Normal Kingston G: Wow my caulk is really small

by GigaMan77 August 13, 2024

normal

When you're not original and are identical in dress, behaviour, etc, to everyone else, conforming, like the majority of people.

oustsider: you're weird!
normal person: if I'm common to everyone else I'm not weird, you're just treating me weird, I'm as normal as you can get!

by badmouth February 20, 2018

normal

the opposite of the urban dictionary, also the opposite of the people who read the urban dictionary

hey, do you read the urban dictionary?
no
then you're normal!

by oppositeofnormal November 18, 2020

The opposite of normal

A bkitch with a mold on his face name blueduke

I’m normal but anybody name blueduke is the opposite of normal

by A mfc roccstar December 10, 2021

Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher

Als Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher werden Personen bezeichnet die den Gesellschaftlichen durchschnitt Abbilden. Der Begriff "Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher" wird meist von überdurchschnittlich intelligenten Menschen genutzt, die sich nicht eingestehen können, dass es neben dem Wort Otto-Normal-Verbraucher keine weitere Bezeichnung mehr gibt.

X: "Mein Mann, was nach seinem 9 to 5 Job noch kurz bei Rewe und sitzt jetzt vor dem Fernseher."
Y (Hochintelligent): "Dein Mann ist ja ein richtiger Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher".

by Ganzbestimmtnichtthomas July 25, 2022