Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009

Jap nap

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by MeatAxe April 13, 2004

nigger nap

to not wake up from a nap or slumber unless you have a meal or a check ready for you.

Damn lazy nigger won't wake up from his nigger nap unless his ol mammy has one ready for him.

by eneo January 14, 2008

Disco Nap

A nap taken just before going out to the club.

I took a disco nap so I am ready to go out!

by [e-mail] May 30, 2006

man nap

taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.

GEORGE: Jerry, look at my eyes.
JERRY: A little less beady today.
GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.
JERRY: Sounds like a really cool fort.

^^see? George takes a man nap.

by Seinfeld Lover September 21, 2005

disco nap

A brief nap taken after getting home from a long week of kickin' ass at work, before a big night out.

Dude, I'm stoked for tonight but it was a really long week. You better believe I'm gonna be raging, but I gotta get home and hit up a disco nap before I can even think about getting to it. Just gimme 20 and we're golden.

by WoodHoot March 25, 2011