dab nap

the imminent short-term slumber after consuming excessive dabs. ideally between 2-8pm; see wax coma

Dude, I took a 4 hour dab nap earlier. My plug has this crazy indica crumble.

by CAPTAIN CREAM ⚓ September 24, 2015

Netflix Nap

A Netflix nap is when you take a rest in your bed during the day or evening and watch Netflix, tucked in with a blanket. It's not really sleeping but it is the same since you are so cozy (and you could fall asleep).

Wow is it two already? <Yawn> I'm going to go to my room and take a Netflix nap. If I fall asleep, wake me up for dinner.

by Caykelmom July 20, 2016

Nut and Nap

Commonly known as, "The best 1, 2 punch in history," or as "N&N." It is when you proceed to masturbate and finish, "nut," and then become drowsy to nap. Common among college-aged-teens

"Hey what are you about to do?"
-"Probably do some homework, get in the 1, 2 punch, and do some more homework."
"Nice dude! The nut and nap all day."

by GodifTitsAndWine October 1, 2018

GTA Nap

Just like you do in the game Grand Theft Auto. You take a short nap, 6 hours or so. So daytime can be can become nighttime, and vice-versa. You do this because you have got nothing better to do, and you want to kill time so you can do something like party later that night.

Friend: So what are you doing tonight?
You: I'm going to go party!
Friend: Me too!
You: Speaking of that, I'm going to go take a GTA Nap.
Friend: Alright man, talk to you later...

by YeeManDan June 29, 2010

fap 'n' nap

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

pacquiao nap

A 10 minute power nap interrupted when you realize you shouldn't be asleep. Commonly occurs after plopping face-down onto a bed or couch after coming home while there's still shit to be done.

"Honey, I know you just got home, but that faucet still needs to be fixed."
"Sorry, work was exhausting and I feel like Marquez just put me down for a Pacquiao nap."

by MrRoflcopter December 10, 2012

Fap and Nap

The act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating

As soon as I got home from work, I had a fap and nap session.

by askinnyblackman February 27, 2011