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Nonuple penetration.
3 dicks in the ass
3 dicks in the pussy
3 dicks in the mouth

OR:

6 dicks in the ass
2 dicks in the pussy
1 dick in the mouth

etc...
by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck September 9, 2004
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Person 1: can you help me clean up?
Person 2: yes!
Person 1: thank you!
Person 2: np!
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short for 'new pussy', a girl you have not previously banged. a discrete way of talking about banging new girls without giving it away. the object of many wagers between friends.
Bo is having a career year NP year, he's banged over 10 girls this year alone!
I bet you $200 I get NP before you do.
by TheHypeKid October 14, 2005
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2. Ad on craigslist: Horny bottom looking for hung top or tops to have fun with. I travel to you and we have some hot fun.

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Send stats pic and what your looking to get into.
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NP-Hissues

(n.) Issues pertaining to the great actor/legend/all around good guy/king of awesomeness, the legendary Neil Patrick Harris. Or, as his devout followers know him - NPH. These NP-Hissues are often unspoken and assumed, and generally refer to a feeling that one receives upon realising a love for said NPH. Symptoms of Hissues can include anything from hot flashes, sudden bouts of enjoyable daydreaming, frantic wailing and/or giggling and squeeing of the high pitched variety. NP-Hissues usually arise unbeknownst to the Hissue-ee (one with Hissues).
Kate: So, I accidentally came across these fantastic pictures on the internet while researching an obviously very important university paper.
Emily: Really, to what do these images refer?
Kate: *high pitched squeal* NPH!
Emily: I'm sorry, what? Did you just say NPH?
Kate: You are correct sir, and might I say that these pictures of a certain someone are mighty fine.
Emily: Oh my god, when did this happen? I think we have NP-Hissues!!
Kate: I don't know what you mean, sir! I have never heard of these Hissues you speak of....
*both giggle incessantly*
by Kate and Emile October 9, 2008
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Rent Boy: Thanks for fucking me

Gay 6yr old : Np, ill be happy to do it again
by Chris1066 July 5, 2006
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