Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 18, 2016

Mystery Unknown One

Mystery Unknown One, it's a term used for people disguised as an unknown one, and are a mystery for people. It's also used to tag people who never talk about their selves. It's also a name for a Tf2 Server Community's Admin; The name of the community is AoDRP, he gets bullied by spamming Tatsumaki's Rep commands.

???: *walks through the city*
People: Oh, he is mysterious.....
Dick Skinner: Nah he is just Mystery, an AoDRP Admin. His name is Mystery Unknown One, a good admin tbh.

by JustFabby May 12, 2018

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom December 21, 2017

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).

Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

mystery

someone thinks mystery is something scary, but it wasn't! mystery is something that is secretly and no one knows.

if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery

- it's a mystery that no one knows about the treasure
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!

by braxtonprodex June 17, 2021

mysteri

Some one else

She is Mysteri.

by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej December 1, 2016