myspace

a networking website created by Tom Anderson which has made his name household in many parts of the world and brought to us a whole new generation of emos and whores

1-hey i found a new emo on myspace!
2-my whore is better!

by ?*?*?*? June 24, 2006

MySpace

It's Lorilyn's thing. High Class people have MySpaces and instead of doing drugs they do this.Cough*.Well Tom is the best because he was my first friend.

Ay, arent you that asian kid from Myspace who refers to himself as Tatevik's "best friend"!?

by Breana Montoya December 9, 2008

MySpace

A website for people who dont know about facebook yet

Person 1- hey im on myspace

person 2- wut the flip is MYSPACE? im on facebook

by EPIC O NESS August 3, 2010

MySpace

The barren wasteland that Facebook has dropped an atomic bomb on, and then took a shit on it. The only people that can use MySpace to it's full potential are the white "gangstas/mobstas" wHoO Tiepz lIKe dHis and post "piczz" of "deemselvz" with either a bottle of some alcoholic beverage (that is filled with either water or apple juice) holding up some gang symbol or a picture of them flexing their "muscles" to try to get "hoezz".

guy meets girl
*Guy: ayoo shawtayyy! ayee you gots a myspace?
*Girl: uhmm... no actually I've matured since middle school... sorry

by fauquiercountysucks December 24, 2010

myspace

1) a place 2 view pictures of depressed teenagers- who listen 2 the same music and all dress the same- taken wiv a crappy webcam at an angle that dus not show their double thin
4) wots the point in having 300 net friends?? go talk 2 sum, ppl!! dont sit infront of a computer
3) a place 2 add random emo kids and send "funi" messages at 3 am in the morning when u pretend 2 b drunk....dus eni more need 2 b sed...??

"rate mi pic or ill eat ur pets coz im an emo kid"

by ally April 5, 2005

myspace

myspace is a networking tool that sucks and is full of emos

die di3 die cunts die what ther fuck are you doing at myspace you sad emo cunt go cut yourserlf bastard/
if you have a myspace i hope you die...in a car crash....with a bus...full of explosives....and clowns.
bastards...

by zhgfghrffg July 18, 2006

myspace

A great networking tool for business if you can ween through the scenester kids and emo screamers.

1: "myspace sucks"
2: "It can if you're there for a fake social life. But sell something and see your sales soar."

by killahead April 18, 2006