A night at the Museum

A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.

"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"

A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"

B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."

by Gasse September 8, 2009

Dirty Muse

Is the act of slitting a girls throat and fucking the hole. Popularized by Erick 'The Otter' Muse.

The bitch was giving me lip so I gave her the dirty muse.

by N-Murda August 18, 2010

V&A Museum

Personal achive of hard core pornography.

My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.

by George Vespe May 7, 2008

musei

a piece of shit

Look at that musei

by bOobOo October 19, 2003

musetti

To have a small penis, and flash it about infront of members of the opposite sex

I Hope i dont get to drunk and pull Musetti to those french girls

by Unkown Source March 10, 2003

Oscar_the_Muse

that would be me

I am Oscar_the_Muse, and you aren't.

by Oscar_the_Muse March 14, 2004

McSensei

The manager at a McDonalds Resturant. Often a McSensei will be the person who teaches the new employees what to do.

While ordering my food at McDonalds this morning the woman's McSensei was looking over her shoulder, most likely because she was a new employee, or she couldn't understand english.

by Jesse RaySU December 28, 2005