Munted

Fucked up in a way that you get tackled and barged and usually commentators say

He is going to be munted after that hit

by Boss boy April 30, 2019

Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Munt

A loose ass man cunt.

I love how loose my munt is after a good double punch first session.

by Thunderdan May 22, 2021

Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024

munt

English slang meaning clapped but another higher level. Directed at Girls

Mate that girl is proper munt, shes flat as fuck

by wagwanmyschlime March 9, 2021

skibidi munt

When a person munts a skibidi toilet

Person 1: I just skibidi munted last night!

Person 2: your family misses you, please come back, it’s been 2 weeks…

by TyphoonZach April 24, 2024

Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 5, 2021