Person 1: I just skibidi munted last night!
Person 2: your family misses you, please come back, it’s been 2 weeks…
Person 2: your family misses you, please come back, it’s been 2 weeks…
by TyphoonZach April 24, 2024

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.
This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)
by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.
by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024

Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.
They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.
- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.
This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.
They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.
- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.
This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.
by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018

The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.
by quagmire's dad March 31, 2015
