Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.

a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.

Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard

by syncc March 25, 2024

half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

Itchy Mitchy mung mung

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung

Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

by Missdiva212 March 31, 2019

Mung

A mung is a term to be used when a person or thing who says something stupid which is either irrelevant or incorrect. The term mung could also be used when a person or thing, in general, is just dumb or idiotic.

Scott morrison is a mung.

by $ O F I A June 9, 2020

Mung

To 'hoe into something', e.g. A tuna can, with complete disregard for what is right and wrong. If you mung down a tuna can, basic accompanying sustenance such as bread is no required.

Where's the bread? 'Just mung it down.'

by Peteypop69 October 13, 2015

Mung

A word that can really be used in place for fucked, or anything really

He munged it up hard, Can you stop munging you mic, keep talking and you're gonna get munged

by Lord Crohesent April 4, 2021