Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)

Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.

by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014

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Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

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muffler lungs

Being able to inhale a large quanity of smoke (pipe, blunt, joint,or a bong) then swallows the smoke without chocking or coughing on the smoke

Person 1:Hit this shit bruh.

Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

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muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !

Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

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Muffeteer

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.

by Tim The Enchanter May 3, 2016

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