skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.

ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"

by Foebane October 10, 2013

Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads

Dmitry is a real load monger

Monger monger monger

by Bgecko January 26, 2017

coin monger

A greedy person, a profiteer, one who believes money holds greater value than even life.

The government is controlled by corporations and coin mongers.

by bigdsoutho December 5, 2017

Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020

Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

Shoe monger

Some one who is obsessed with making shoes

What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger

by I. M July 28, 2021

Kio Montero

He's a precious man. Kio is the type of person who will do anything for the person he loves. He's a gentleman, caring and lovely person. Kio Montero is just so perfect. But you know what I hate the most? It's his parents. Kio just wanted to live peacefully and have a happy family but no. HIS PARENTS IS THE ONE WHO RUINED HIS LIFE. He deserves better. Kio Montero is the best and will always be the best. Rest peacefully, our bravest warrior.

"Who's Kio Montero?"
"A perfect and precious man who's now resting after all the bad things happened to him."

by joannamsc March 8, 2022