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male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
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mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.
"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"
by greenskill July 29, 2014
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makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.
by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013
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Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023
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molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty
Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*
by koka_kola December 11, 2019
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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mineta monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
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