Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.

"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."

by EchoCast December 6, 2018

Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017

Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022

moist geese

wet pussy

last night my girl had moist geese

by potatoe cakes April 23, 2018

cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex

Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?

by Dentor February 18, 2020

Gettin Moist

Procession to sex; leading up to or starting to have sexual intercourse. Can range anywhere from making out to spitting game to mackin hard.

"I asked if I could barrow her pen, and things started gettin moist!"

by CTroller November 19, 2009