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dirty mittens

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it
“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it
by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020
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All gloves and mittens

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".
Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015
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miltennium

1. The thousand-year period (or decade) starting in the year 2010.

2. An second chance for those who missed the real millennium celebrations because they believed the Y2K disaster hype and spent New Year's Eve 2000 locked in a concrete bunker anticipating the end of the world (which is now slated for 2012).

3. A more impressive-sounding name for a 10th anniversary, an alternate word for decade, which is too similar to "decayed" and "decadence" to sound as positive.
"This New Year's I'll be partying like it's 2009 cuz it's the start of the new miltennium!"

"Since there's no Y2K10 bug, we can ring in the miltennium by celebrating instead of worrying like at the millennium."

Urban Dictionary has been around for a whole miltennium!
by Saint Mike December 26, 2009
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Mattene

If you have ever heard of Utopian men, individuals given the name 'Mattene' are the most beautiful, gorgeous, and attractive human beings ever to grace planet earth.

Individuals by the name Mattene, are known for their amiability, ravishing elegance, and enchanting charisma.

Unfortunately, they come in rather smaller sizes, so if looking for said individual - hunt low.
Person 1: "My god! Is that... is that a... Mattene?!"
Person 2: "Heavens have mercy, it is!"
Person 1: "It's so... pulchritudinous!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "IT'S SEXY!"
by Mynamecan'tbeblank February 8, 2013
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mitteleuropa

German word for central Europe. A related term is Plan mitteleuropa witch refers to the Prussian military expansion to eastern Europe. The idea was to colonize much of eastern Europe and exploit them for economic reasons. It (Plan mitteleuropa) laid the groundwork for the Nazi policy of Lebensraum.
Even if many people nowadays say Hungary is in eastern Europe, it is actually in mitteleuropa or central Europe as we say in English.
by Earl of Warwick July 7, 2017
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Mittello

A fat 12 year old sitting on his bed playing video games all day, loves to piss people off to the max, what some would call a salt miner. He loves Fortnite and everyone hates him for it, he cannot yo a day without saying Fortnite, he’s also a piece of shit who cried about his last urban dictionary post
Fatass little cunt, I hate mittello.
by 2886 December 31, 2019
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Metten

(einen) Metten
Umgangssprachlich = (einen) Kiffen
A:“Lass einen Metten“
B:“Gute Idee
by HintenLinks September 30, 2020
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