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miami dade college

Day care for "college" kids
A: Broo I just got into Miami dade college!

B: Bro I heard that's like day care for stupid kids

A: Broo yeaa
by BMBaller February 7, 2014
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Miami Heat

2006 Eastern Conferance Champs. Amazing team with their two starters Dwyane Wade and Shaquile O'Neal. Also with a strong team behind them which are Walker, Jason Williams, Alonso Mourning, Haslem and Posey. They are soon the be the 2006 NBA Champs. The team is coached by Pat Riley and is a strong and focused. 2006 is the first time they made it to the NBA Finals.
The Miami Heat is going to beat the Dallas Mavericks this year.
by Que Caliente June 11, 2006
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Miami Hurricanes

Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?

Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
by Canes suck December 30, 2011
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Miamisburg Middle School

The school for 12-14 year olds. Gossip about you here will spread faster than the speed of fucking light. Teachers treat you like second graders and the dress code is so sexist it’s not even funny. People are so freaking immature it’s not funny, they use Instagram and Snapchat to solve all their problems instead of acting like real people and everyone pussies out of everything and you’ll have fucking 14 year olds causing school threats for fun or trying to seem cool and half the kids here smoke weed thinking their so cool and everyone pretty much acts petty. If you wanna go to a shitty school system, come to miamisburg!
Kid: I go to Miamisburg Middle School. Worst school ever
by coolturtle34 April 21, 2019
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Miami Heat

The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.
Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
by A Window. September 11, 2012
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miniminihaha

Any little minaturized thing.. that makes you go HAHAH qualifiys as a MiniMiniHAHA ~!!~!
Omg thats the cutest little miniminihaha i ever saw!
by Chaz7201 February 1, 2007
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Miami Night

A night of incredible partying fueled by drugs of both legal and illegal kinds; Typically cocaine and large amounts of alcohol,but could include other party drugs such as marijuana and ectasy. With events such as pool parties with plenty of hotties, participants tend to not remember nights from the drug use and heavy alcohol drinking.
Dirt Nasty has a single out entitled Miami Nights, in which the song describes a night filled with pool partying.
by MrDirtNastyFan July 14, 2011
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