You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
Get the Sloppy Miguelmug. Miguel is someone who often feels alone—not because people don’t care, but because he struggles to let anyone in. He has deep-rooted trust issues, though what he may not realize is that the person he struggles to trust the most is himself.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Miguel, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep down, Miguel is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Miguel, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep down, Miguel is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
Get the Miguelmug. Miguel Is the best one, He's there for you when your going thru problems, After dating he'd gladly Still be friends with. Miguel is a truthful person! Every miguel is Different but My Miguel..My Best Friend!<3 is the best!
Person 1: I asked you for help but you weren't helpful..
Person 2: Oh well and?
Person 1: Thank you for Comforting Me!
Miguel: You know I'm always there..
Person 2: Oh well and?
Person 1: Thank you for Comforting Me!
Miguel: You know I'm always there..
by LolzDenkiK March 1, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. an agressive dude who cant take a joke but makes them and his ex gf gets passed around the homies more than a blunt. he also is an attention whore. he is a real fake friend fuck him
by hishimhin October 31, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021
Get the Miguel Martinez Zaragozamug. Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025
Get the Miguelmug. Miguel is a green flag amazing man you'll ever meet. He will treat you right even though they sound like a total jerk he is the greenest person you'll ever meet. He will treat you right, buy you your favorite foods, a sweet talker even though he is a shy person. He is incredibly handsome and is good with playing guitar.
I fucking love Miguel.
I fucking love Miguel.
Miguel is my love.
by beabadoobaeeee July 3, 2023
Get the Miguelmug.