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pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007
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Grant morman

Is god morman and will kill any one who is a non-believer.
Grant morman is always 6:1 and 110 pounds
by Criazen December 5, 2019
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Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.
Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.
by Pdicki February 22, 2022
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Educational Mercantilism

The concept that there is a finite amount of education in a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.
The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best education for their child means that education needs to be better than those of others.
by Auedar May 6, 2022
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African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!
your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid
by ####ladybits August 15, 2022
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Hooded Merganser

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.
by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023
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Merkan

A super patriotic American at least 1/4 Borg, Sith, or Romulan.
John Kerry is not Merkan.
by julesk October 16, 2006
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