Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

Merinda

A psychopathic liar that is sometimes suicidal, always gold-digging, and never content with what they have.

Is it me or is she having a Merinda moment.

by The Legend77 April 17, 2011

lemon meringue pie

It's like a cream pie, but instead of shooting semen into the vagina, its urine.

I lemon meringue pied my girlfriend last night.

by BIGGYBIG99 March 22, 2010

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007

Mergen

He is the only in the world , he likes to dance but no one invited him at school , however he is a very positive guy , because he started doing sit ups so he could look great as Dan balzerian .

Mergen is hot .

by Ochmer September 24, 2018

Merlin

As we all know in english class sometimes our teacher will makes us watch Merlin. So Merlin is a show on netflix that has really good english speaking actors that can speak perfect english. Thats why english teachers makes us watch it. Also the show is about a teen around the 18th century and he lives in a town that the king has banned magic. Also as you guessed he has magic and he is also the princes survant. He is trying his best to protect the kingdom from all sorts of things and also trying to hide is magic abilities. To understand it better you need to start watching the series.

Mike:aw man we have english now and i havent done my homework
Alexander: Its ok man we are gonna watch Merlin today
Mike: hell yea

by Niga299 November 19, 2019

merlin

a "street" expression of agreement or approval

person #1: yo, check my new track!
::music plays::
person #2: merlin!

by jonachel October 5, 2007