Some Bullshit Morgan made up with her friend and now she thinks its an entire movement.
You are such a Mayonnaise Warrior. Imagine not liking cock sliding down your throught
by cockdevourer88 July 21, 2020
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to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.
erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!
by rainbowsary February 11, 2010
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Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 12, 2016
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Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
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A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
by R Rude December 23, 2022
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A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
by R Rude December 23, 2022
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When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
by JessaCali September 10, 2023
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