Get the Maxmug. He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!
by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020
Get the Maxmug. Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
Get the Maxmug. 
