An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 7, 2008
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Rarely, but sometimes used as a instigation towards blacks, due to the devastation it caused against the native Africans in the English's Africa campaigns.
Just as pistols are sometimes nowadays refered to as 'Gats' (from the Gatling Gun - another classic machinegun), modern automatic weapons are are sometimes refered to as 'Maxims.' A Maxim cannot mean a pistol, shotgun etc., and is strictly used for machine guns.
Rarely, but sometimes used as a instigation towards blacks, due to the devastation it caused against the native Africans in the English's Africa campaigns.
Just as pistols are sometimes nowadays refered to as 'Gats' (from the Gatling Gun - another classic machinegun), modern automatic weapons are are sometimes refered to as 'Maxims.' A Maxim cannot mean a pistol, shotgun etc., and is strictly used for machine guns.
"The damn Maxim Gun's jammed again!"
"Bullocks! Bloody things cna never get more than four rounds out before locking up!"
"Get the fuck away from me; I'm packin' a maxim." (Reffering to a submachinegun.)
"Bullocks! Bloody things cna never get more than four rounds out before locking up!"
"Get the fuck away from me; I'm packin' a maxim." (Reffering to a submachinegun.)
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A famous québecois who popularised the green lake also know as the 'lac-vert' in french located in deschambault, qc, ca
by Pierre Motrivile July 27, 2006
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Get the Maximillion Troll mug.Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.
Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?
Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.
Dude2 - Dude.
Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?
Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.
Dude2 - Dude.
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