Matthew

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019

Matthew

A bastard

Damnit Matthew

by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018

Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017

Matthew

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew

Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!

by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013

Matthew

He’s cocky, creepy and is most likely to and frick your cousin despite their age or gender, he’s just a big dick

“Hey look Matthews chasing his dreams again trying to date your cousin!

by HK x Prime November 24, 2018

Matthew

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.

Matthew, I love you.

by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016

Matthew

Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

“Man that guy is a real Matthew

by Ligmalifesballs August 28, 2018