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Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
by mj2018 November 20, 2018
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Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle
UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK
by detatchable cock February 17, 2021
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Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
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Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.
in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.
by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021
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mat

a person that will help his epik gamers out also yes
Mat is cool B)
by matvej_bikonis September 10, 2020
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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