A unique individual who is always there for her friends. She is sometimes shy and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though she should, she always knows the right things to say. She worries a little too much, but always about the important things. She's like a flower who's perfection can only be seen by a few. Hold on to her, she's the best that can happen to you
Leah-Maria is the type of girl you meet when you're too youg and you mess it up. But when you're older you realize: she was perfect
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A mexican street band (bandmember).
Instruments usually include acoustic guitar, trumpets, violins, vihuelas and guitarrones.
Instruments usually include acoustic guitar, trumpets, violins, vihuelas and guitarrones.
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Get the mariachi mug.a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.
"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
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6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001
A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.
She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.
Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001
A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.
She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.
Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.
Sharapova will be the best ever if she plays long enough.
Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.
Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.
Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.
Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.
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A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm.
A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive.
It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient.
Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm.
A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive.
It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient.
Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
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