major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum

by the looks of amy's face she just met major load

by mister big jim May 1, 2010

major swipe

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on

ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf

by missygmoney April 25, 2008

major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.

DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!

by pseudomajor October 14, 2012

Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis

Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice

by Major Hal October 26, 2004

Major hewlett

Is a short British officer who at times can have a bad temper and has a weird obsession with his horse may have fucked both of them at some point, he in in turn Washington spies and gets rejected by Anna sadly and hates Simcoe, on the low point just be safe around this British officer because he will kill you by hanging you

"Law order authority" said by Major Hewlett in the show

by Turn Washington Spies April 19, 2018

Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018

major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole

Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !

by JT Rooster November 3, 2006