Magically Retarded

What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!

Every time I try to plot my drawing, it freezes up, it's magically retarded!

by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013

Magic Bubbles

Magic Bubbles are when potka or Mary Gin is combined with Champagne. It hits hard and fast, definitely not for the faint! You will start feeling it in 15-20 minutes and it just keeps going from there. Use caution! This is recommended for heavy THC users vs. recreational use. Mix to of a typical Champagne serving with 1 shot potka or Mary Gin. Add other mixers if desired. Have fun and enjoy responsibly!

My friend AD and I went out on Saturday for our birthdays. To celebrate, we experimented with the with the single serving Champagne I got as a gift. We split the bottle, mixing it with 1 shot of potka. Whoa, Magic Bubbles is a wild ride! We barely made it through dinner and tried unsuccessfully to walk it off downtown. 6 episodes of Friends later we finally came down and it was the best bike ride home ever!

by Jenny Cool July 20, 2023

Magic Chord

A Gmaj7add9 . Possibly the prettiest chord in existence. Playing this has the same effect as playing an arpeggio on the piano. It will seduce women immediately.

This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.

In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---

I played that chick the magic chord on my acoustic axe. Almost immediately I was knee-deep in clunge.

by Antennas July 28, 2011

magical bitch

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.

Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.

by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012

magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.

Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

by CancelForbat May 4, 2014

magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.

No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.

by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018

pp magic

pp magic is a certain type of magician who can make your pp dissapear

Jim: yo bobby where yo penis at?
Bobby: The pp magician used pp magic on me
Jim: Oh sick dude! epic

by waterdude01 August 23, 2019