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Her name means "The Married One" in Spanish, but that does not mean she is going to marry. Sweet, selfish, giving, choleric, loving, faithful, crazy, intelligent, honest, capable of deceiving, she combines everything that cannot possibly fit into one single person. The kind of girl that jumps up and dances wherever she is, if she likes the music being played. Gets in trouble all the time as she has only respect for people with true charisma, not for people wearing instead badges, stars or ribbons.
She is the kind of woman who jumps out of a moving car for no obvious reason only to tell you later that it did not happen at all. You will never be bored with her and she gives you the feeling of being alive in a way you would not have any other way. If you get to close to her, you'll get burned from her energy but if you are too far away, you'll freeze because she can be the sun of your life.
- I broke up with Marita.
- Like you did last time?
- This time it's for good.
-So it is like last time.
Marita by in between things July 5, 2022
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meditation 

something that can seem boring and uncomfortable, but just try it for more than 30 min, daily, to get back your investment, plus interest.
you don't need to sit in an uncomfortable position, but also don't fall asleep immediately because you finally stopped looking at a laptop or phone screen for 5 minutes and your brain feels utterly grateful and relieved.

useful to pick a goal to keep you engaged. even though they are not really-really a thing, as described on the internet, like a lot of other things, really, a lot of people feel very motivated to finally feel some chakra. why not pick this?

why not try meditation to feel some interesting things? ...eventually
something to meditate on

Doug: your entire body can basically be seen as a lot of chakras, kinda. if you are very pragmatic, think about the fact that you have nerve endings everywhere, works! if you get very spiritual with this, you can also say you are not just your body, so more chakras to focus on. try meditation.
meditation by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
Joy in the joy of others regardless of one’s own circumstances or suffering. Considered an element of the Buddha nature. An extreme example occurred in ancient times when a Buddhist monastery was overrun, pillaged and ransacked by a horde of hostile barbarians and one legendary monk is said to have maintained a state of Mudita for his tormentors even as he was drawn and quartered.

The opposite of schadenfreude (perverse pleasure in the misery or failure of others)
I’m filled with Mudita when I walk past the playground full of laughing, squealing, and exuberance of children playing
Mudita by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022

Meditating 

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.
Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.
Meditating by Flunkie October 6, 2022

madianna 

madianna the baddest finnest human on planet earth she does no harm she is so good to everyone she loves everyone and she loves dick like loves and she is a virgin tho but she has 6 bodies and she doesn’t do drugs but she also does like every drug and she is madi and maryan too she’s just everything anyone wanted….
omg madi maryan madianna is the yes of the world she is phat push yea
madianna by madi maryan madianna October 13, 2022

Meditasturbation 

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
Meditasturbation by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023