Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

mystie

to clog one's toilet

Don't mystie my crapper.

by Mystaphalon September 9, 2003

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

Mystify

Mystify on järjestelmäherra

by Mystify August 13, 2003

masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008

Mysticiously

adv. A mysterious act done where there may have been an ulterior motive. A strange occurence that was likely more than a coincidence.

She vanished mysticiously on the very night her ex was murdered.

by PhantomRose December 1, 2009

MysticStar

(Mis-stic-star) noun; A person who believes their energy once lived in a distant place of the universe, to be born on earth through reincarnation from ancient times. A spiritual being who has lived man lives.

Jenny reminds me of an old soul known as a mysticstar.

by Truthsayer123 October 3, 2013